Dinkytown

Last night we all drank at the venue and outside the venue courtesy of Eric Halverson's case of beer, I was faaaaaded. I smoked a ton of weed too, and lost like half an 8th of weed... :( Whatever could have been worse. Lives of Famous Men, ACM, Brighten and Rocket all end up back at Rocket's hotel but they didn't have rooms and ACM didn't want em in the RV, so it ended up just being a party in the parking lot with like some girls from the show I guess? So the lady comes and complains and says shes calling the cops and o Austin and I go up to the hotel where Tex and Nick are already, Justin comes, we're all just lounging, showering, getting ready for bed, then Halvo comes up and we get a call that Bam is in jail, the cops came and he got caught with weed and  he's already gone. Tex goes down to the RV and ACM and Loren tell him how Bam's gone. Nick and Tex are bumming, they even call Tim, their manager, and I looked up the charge of the first offense of weed in the state of Iowa and it was 6 months in jail or 1,000 fine. So Loren's on the phone telling us that Bam's already in jail and gives Tex an address of the police station. Nick and Tex leave the hotel to go bail Bam out and all the sudden Halvo gets a call and he's like .. "No, no ... fuck no..." and Justin and I are like ? ... turns out ACM, Loren, and Bam all made up the Bam's in jail thing, Nick and Bam were already turned out of the hotel parking lot to go to the FAKE address Loren gave them and they were pretty pissed. Bam got back and he, Halvo and I squeezed in a bed while Austin, Dylan, and Tex were on the floor and Loren and Nick were in the other bed. We watched the Steve Wilkos show FEED YO BABY BITCH and went to bed. Woke up, everyone went to get breakfast except Bam, Loren and I. Then we rode to Minnesota and watched MIB 2 on the VHS in Rocket's (new) van, aptly named "Joyce the Golden Nugget" aka "No Tex in the Champagne Room."

No time for Mall of 'merica today, I was super bummed on it. On the ride over we were looking up what stores were in the mall and getting pumped on going. Also Johnny was talking to Loren about needing a girl for the Snakes and Suits photo shoot they're doing in Chicago and asked if there was a girl on tour and Loren goes "I guess theres KIND OF a girl on tour" Hahahahahha.

We got to the venue and it was like carpeted velvet with large comfy armchairs everywhere it was amazing. Probably one of the coolest venues I've ever been to. We sound checked and then ACM and Rocket and I went out to eat at this really fancy Italian place that we got 50% off on because the guy who owned it also owned the venue. Then I slung tees and hung around, some girl meant to ask if I was a girl in a band but all she choked out was ARE YOU A GIRL and I guess we all had a good laugh at that one too.

I smoked some weeds as usual, slung some merch, loaded out and we went to eat chinese food and now we're at Colin's old nanny's apartment watching Arrested Development and doing laundry and showering which is awesome. Since I was riding with Rocket I've been showering pretty frequently.

Also, I made some kind of joke probably about being a lesbian to August on the first day of tour and I guess for the last 11 days he's thought I was a lesbian the entire time..... What the hell? I was kind of offended like do I come off as a lesbo? hahahahahha but Tyler was like arguing with him telling him I wasn't. Which I'm not, fyi. Bahhhahahaha how ridiculous.

Tomorrow we're in Milwaukee.

Here's some pictures ..